Yo mommma!!

[grievous]

Yo momma joke thread, ya boi!!!

Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her ass then her face and said Twins

Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers

Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark

Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone

Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong

Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice

[Mason Fett]

Lol, nice. I'll have to think of a few. In this thread, we'll post you mamma jokes.

[Crash_X]

Yo mamma so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

[grievous]

doug said:

Yo mamma so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

ha ha ha ha thats veyr good.

Yo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs

Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store

Yo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarm

Yo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

Yo momma's so dumb her latest invention was a glass hammer

[Crash_X]

*Yo mamma so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
*Yo mamma so fat she wears the equator as her belt.
*Yo mamma so fat she goes out in a red shirt and all the little kids yell Kool-Aid!
*Yo mamma so fat she jumps into the Pacific ocean and says "This is the smallest pool I've ever been in!".

[Mason Fett]

Lmao! nice. I love your "Yo mamma" jokes,

[Crash_X]

Lol, thanx XD. ;D I'll try and come up with some more. ;D

[pikachu]

Ya mommas so dumb that she had to break a window to see what was inside, XD!

[grievous]

Yo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo momma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned

Yo momma's so dumb I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino

Yo momma's so dumb I said it was chilli outside and she ran in and got a bowl

Yo momma's so dumb I said lets go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon

Yo momma's so dumb I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod

Yo momma's so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it

[pikachu]

LOL LOL LOL!

[Raichu]

heres a list for ya

I just saw your momma walking down the hall with a matress straped to her back\par
asking for volunteers!\par
Your momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.\par
Yo momma is such a whore that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line\par
behind me had the correct change.\par
Yo Mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up\par
Yo Mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"\par
Yo Mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway\par
Yo Mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller\par
Yo Mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets\par
Yo Mama's so tall when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th\par
Yo Mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too\par
Yo Mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"\par
Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"\par
Yo Mama's so stupid when she saw "under 17 not admitted" sign, she went home\par
and got 16 friends\par
Yo Mama's so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside\par
with a spoon\par
Yo Mama's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she\par
couldn't read\par
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no\par
professionals."\par
Yo mama's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.\par
Yo mama's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!"\par
and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."\par
Yo mama's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.\par
Yo mama's like 7up - never had it never will (You're adopted)\par
Yo mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower\par
Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star\par
Wars.\par
Yo mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put\par
it around her neck\par
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence\par
cameras\par
Yo mama's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her\par
Yo mama's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to\par
play with her.\par
Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.\par
Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry.\par
Yo mama's so nasty she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her\par
hair, then she opened up her blouse!!\par
Yo mama's so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.\par
Yo mama's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her\par
what she was doing, she said "Moving."\par
Yo mama's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.\par
Yo mama's sp black she went to night school and was marked absent.\par
Yo mama's so fat her yearbook picture is an arial\par
Yo mama's so fat when she backs up she beeps\par
Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows\par
Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up\par
Yo mama's like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on\par
Yo mama's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass\par
back in the water.\par
Yo mama's so ugly your dad first met her at the pound\par
Yo mama's like a gas station - you gotta pay before you pump\par
Yo mama's so fat she broke her leg and gravy dripped out\par
Yo mama is like cake mix, 15 servings per package!\par
Yo mama is like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.\par
Yo mama is so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.\par
Yo mama's like a Toyota, "OOooh what a feeling!"\par
Yo mama's like Marky Mark - Good Vibrations\par
Yo Mama's so fat she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy\par
Yo mama's so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant\par
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water would turn into coffee\par
Yo mama's so fat she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs\par
Yo Mama's so skinny if she had dreads I's grab her by the ankles and use her to\par
mop the floor\par
Yo mama's so bald her hair looks like stitches.\par
Yo Mama's so hairy her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock\par
Yo Mama's so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of her\par
Yo Mama's so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell\par
Yo Mama's draws so funky the roaches check in but they don't check out\par
Yo Mama's teeth so yellow when she yawns traffic slows down\par
Yo Mama's teeth so yellow she spits butter\par
Yo Mama's so ugly had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed.\par
Yo Mama's so black she bleeds smoke\par
Yo Mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggys\par
Yo Mama's so fat her blood type is ragoo\par
Yo Mama's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone\par
Yo Mama's so short you could see her feet on her driver's licencse\par
Yo Mama's like the pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her\par
Yo Mama's so stanky she gets sourdough yeast infections\par
Yo Mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up\par
Yo Mama's so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World\par
Yo Mama's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Mins\par
Yo Mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store\par
Yo Mama's so ugly when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.\par
Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George\par
Washington's nose\par
Yo Mama's so fat when she sits around the house she REALLY sits AROUND the house\par
Yo Mama's so nasty she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles\par
Yo Mama's butt so big it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds\par
Yo Mama's gums so black that she spits yoo hoo\par
Yo Mama's teeth so rotten when she smiles they look like dice\par
Yo Mama's so old when god said "let there be light" she was there to flick the\par
switch\par
Yo Mama's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs\par
Yo Mama's so black when the police shot at her the bullets came back for\par
flashlights\par
Yo Mama's so black every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on\par
Yo Mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a\par
train\par
Yo Mama's so tall she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun\par
Yo Mama's so black when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on\par
leather pants\par
Yo Mama's so stank she made right guard go left, speed stick slow down and ban\par
come off strike\par
Yo Mama's so stupid said "what's that letter after x" and i said Y she said\par
"cause I wana know"\par
Yo Mama's got no legs and always talking about how she used to kick it\par
Your town so small, the side of the Greyhound bus has a puppy\par
Yo Mama's so fat n black she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil\par
spill\par
Yo Mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO\par
Yo daddy's so black if he had a red light hed be a beeper\par
Yo Mama's head is so nappy when she combs her hair her teeth bleed\par
Yo Mama's mama so nasty I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear\par
infection\par
Yo Mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop\par
Your breath's so stank we don't know whether you need gum or toilet paper\par
Yo mamas got no fingers talking bout wanted to be with the Pointer sisters\par
Yo Mama's so ugly I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job\par
application\par
Yo family so black when they hold hands look like a stretch limo\par
Yo Mama's so fat uses blanket as a washcloth\par
Yo Mama's got one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story\par
Yo Mama's so ugly i took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for\par
bringing her back\par
Yo Mama's so stupid indtead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice\par
Yo papa is so stupid he got a part time job painting skittles\par
Yo mama's so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl\par
Yo mama aint got no fingers, talking about she's pressing charges\par
Yo Mama's so dumb she sat on TV & watched the couch\par
You smell so bad your Sure deoderant is now confused\par
Yo Mama's head is so little could wear fruit loops as head rags\par
Yo Mama's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces\par
Yo Mama's so big when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they\par
stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway\par
Yo Mama's so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it\par
Yo Mama's so ugly when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted\par
windows\par
Yo Mama's so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ass\par
Yo Mama's so black that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime\par
Yo Mama's booty is so big if you tell her to haul ass she gotta make 2 trips\par
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.\par
Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with slingshots.\par
When your mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor\par
said "Throw this shit away!"\par
Yo mama's so ugly when she passes by a bathoom the toilet flushes.\par
Yo mama's so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.\par
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and\par
start screaming.\par
You're so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, you hang Jiffy Pop from the\par
ceiling.\par
Your Momma is so old, she used to babysit Jesus.\par
Your momma's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.\par
Your father's so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - he\par
put Sagitarius.\par
Your father's got so many gaps in teeth it looks like piano keys.\par
Your father's so fat he sat on the corner and the police came & said "break it\par
up!"\par
Your mama's so skinny her nipples touch.\par
Your mama's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to\par
everybody.\par
Your mama's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.\par
You got more weave than a dog in traffic.\par
You got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave.\par
You so black when you go swimming it looks like an oil spill.\par
You so stank, you're like Shaquille O'Neal, you don't fake the funk!!\par
You got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.\par
You got so many rings around belly you gotta screw your underwear on.\par
The difference between yo mama and 747: not everyone's been on a 747.\par
Yo mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin.\par
Yo mama's so ballheaded when she showers she gets brainwashed\par
Your daddy's so short he has to cuff his underwear.\par
You're so fat, when you travel, you gotta make two trips.\par
Yo mama's so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass.\par
You're so black, when you eat a tootsie roll, you gotta wear white gloves to\par
keep from eating your fingers off.\par
Yo mama's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big\par
Yo forehead's so big you could show slides on it.\par
Yo mama's so black she drinks water and pees coffee.\par
Yo mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide\par
Yo mama's so big that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits\par
most"\par
You so black, if they put you in a bottle you'd be a Pepsi\par
Yo mama's so stupid she thought BOYZ2MEN was a daycare center.\par
Yo mama's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.\par
Yo maxi pad is so thick you could bend over and deflect bullets.\par
You hair's nappier than a goats ass.\par
You smell like hot ass on a cold day.\par
Yo mama's so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper\par
yo mama's so stupid she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.\par
You so fat you smell like bacon at 90 degrees\par
Yo mama got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony\par
Yo mama's so ugly you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies\par
Yo head so big, you dont have dreams, you have movies\par
Yo lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair\par
Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving\par
You so poor your tv got 2 channels: on and off\par
Yo mama's so nice she'd give me the hair off her back\par
Yo mama's so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks\par
YO car's so ugly, Someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.\par
YO mama's so fat she dries her pants in the driveway\par
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family\par
YO mama's so ugly they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty\par
Yo mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back\par
Yo mama's so stipid she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she\par
said "Ah Levis?"\par
Yo breath so stank when you exhale your teeth gotta duck\par
Yo mama's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul train\par
Yo mama's so old she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block\par
Yo mama's so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing\par
The guys like to shop at yo mama's favorite store, the gap\par
Yo mama's so big she cant wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her\par
back\par
Your mama is so ugly that your father takes her to work just so he doesn't have\par
to kiss her goodbye.\par
Your mama's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.\par
Your mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.\par
Your mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.\par
Your mama's so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.\par
Your mama's so old she owes Moses a quarter.\par
Your mama's so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.\par
Your mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.\par
Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen\par
her since.\par
Yo mama's lips are so big that Chapstick had to invent a spray.\par
Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo.\par
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test & failed.\par
Yo mama's been on welfare so long they put her face on the food stamps.\par
Yo mama's so old she's got Jesus' beeper number.\par
Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back\par
in the zoo.\par
Yo mama's so dumb she thought St Ives was a Catholic church.\par
Your momma so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.\par
Your momma got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in\par
a headlock.\par
Your momma so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping\par
Your momma so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they\par
hit the ground.\par
Your momma so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.\par
Your momma so fat, when she back up she beeps.\par
Your momma soooooooooooooo old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was\par
10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".\par
Your momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.\par
Your momma so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice\par
instead.\par
Your momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.\par
I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.\par
Your momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel.\par
Your momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.\par
Your momma so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.\par
I saw your momma kicking a can down the street. I askes what she was doing, and\par
she said "Moving."\par
Your momma so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.\par
Your momma so stupid, she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.\par
Your momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.\par
Your momma so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911"\par
Your momma sets off car alarms when she runs.\par
Your momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.\par
Your momma's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.\par
Your momma so ugly, she made an onion cry.\par
Your momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.\par
Your momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.\par
Your momma hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.\par
Your momma is so bald she curls her hair with rice.\par
Your momma so short she can play handball on the curb.\par
Your momma so fat, when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have\par
to install speed bumps.\par
Your momma so fat, her college graduation picture was an airial.\par
Your momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.\par
Your momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.\par
Your momma so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.\par
Your momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.\par
Your momma so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she\par
was getting it three times.\par
Your momma so stank that her shit is glad to escape.\par
Your momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.\par
Your momma so fat, she influences the tides.\par
Your momma got an afro, with a chin strap!!!!\par
Your momma so backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch.\par
Your momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.\par
Your momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.\par
Your momma so old I told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead.\par
Your momma wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.\par
Your momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up\par
again.\par
Your momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.\par
Your momma so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.\par
Your momma's twice the man you are.\par
Your momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.\par
Your momma's house is so small she can't even order a large pizza\par
Your momma's head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died.\par
Your momma is so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.\par
Your momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward.\par
You're so tall, if you did a back-flip you'd kick Jesus in the mouth.\par
Your momma so dumb, when she read on her job application to not write below the\par
dotted line she put "O.K."\par
Your momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.\par
Your momma's got three fingers and a banjo.\par
Your momma was so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch\par
marks.\par
Your momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.\par
Your momma's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.\par
Your momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.\par
Your momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.\par
Your momma's head is so big, it shows up on radar.\par
Your momma's middle name is Rambo.\par
Your momma so dumb that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put\par
"Hooked on Phonics."\par
Your momma so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.\par
Your momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.\par
Your momma's blind and seeing another man.\par
Your momma's in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."\par
Your momma grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.\par
Your momma watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.\par
Your momma has one leg and a bicycle.\par
Your momma has one hand and a Clapper.\par
Your momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree.\par
Your momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.\par
Your momma has a 'fro with warning lights.\par
Your momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.\par
Your momma has one short leg and walks in circles.\par
Your momma has one short arm and can't applaude.\par
Your momma's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.\par
Your momma drives a peanut.\par
Your momma's got a wooden leg with branches.\par
Your momma waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.\par
Your momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.\par
Your momma was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She\par
said, "Buying luggage."\par
Your momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.\par
Your momma was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.\par
Your momma so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.\par
Your momma so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.\par
Your momma so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's\par
fingers.\par
Your momma so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.\par
Your momma so fat, she was baptized at Marine World.\par
Your momma so dumb, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and\par
sometimes Wednesday too."\par
Your momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.\par
Your momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.\par
If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him\par
walk backwards.\par
I saved yo mama life today...I killed a shit-eating dog on the way over.\par
Yo mama's so fat she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out\par
Yo daddy so poor that if he didn't wake up with a hard-on, he had nothing to\par
play with all day.\par

[crazycam96]

Here's an interesting batch of fat jokes I found:

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the CD played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat old ass over!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo momma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips!
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcolm-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat she hula-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide
Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.
Yo momma so fat she accidentally got a 757 caught in her teeth.
Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons!
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94."
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - Fat-Ass Jeans.

[Mason Fett]

Lol, nice. I swear, this site must have the biggest variety of yo mamma jokes. ;D

[vgmasterx]

You guyz copied and pasted. didn't you?

[Crash_X]

Ya think?